(Found this in my notebook last night...)
Hey DAWK-ins! DAWK-ins! You're such a DORK, DAWK-ins! Dooooooooorkins!
Crying, the little boy Richard Dawkins ran home, away from the bullies making his life hell. He'd show them. He'd show them all!
Well, that little boy studied hard at school, goyt good grades, and went to a good college - and went on to invent CHARLES DARWIN'S THEORY OF RELATIVITY! It just goes to show you, even the smallest of us can make a difference - if we want to!
FACT CHECK: Richard Dawkins did not invent Darwin's theory of relativity. He wrote Einstein's Origin of Species.