Sunday, April 07, 2024

Unsound poetry

Found sound poem 

This is a found poem, 
It's very profound. 
This is a sound poem: 
It's very pro-sound. 
If you've found a sound
To go with my found poem, 
Please send me that sound, 
And I'll give it a sound home, 
For, I'll admit it, 
I haven't quite yet 
Found one for my found sound, 
And it makes me upset. 

Wednesday, February 14, 2024

Sign up to my marriage counselling service, everyone!

Get in early: sign a prenuptial disagreement before marriage so you don't have to worry about it after. 

Arrange for a divorce to be held before you get married. It is a far neater way of doing things. Hold a touching ceremony for the whole family you will be breaking up: nobody will be able to stop themselves from crying at the traditional ceremony of the Taking Back of the Engagement Rings - but who will be able to wake for the excitement that is the Cutting of the Financial Cake? 

(Oh yeah, and hold a wedding and stuff after too, I guess.)

If you prepare and do things right, it will only strengthen your marriage bonds. Although you might end up having make-up sex without having anything to make-up about, which is a bit too S and M for some... I guess. 
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