What do they get up to in Downtown?
What's going on down in Uptown?
Downtown is downtown from Uptown, and Uptown is uptown from downtown. That much is clear.
But is Downtown on the up?
Is there an Uptown turn down or downturn?
Do folks in Uptown buy Downtown in downturns, and upturn Downtown downturns?
Does Downtown upturn when Uptown downturns?
Does Uptown turn down Downtown in Downtown downturns, and does Downtown turn up for Uptown in Uptown downturns?
I don't know. I don't know. But if you've got the down low, hit me up.