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Sunday, April 24, 2022

Wet for the wet

Once again returning to my basic themes of beards, tweed, and liking the rain, I present to you the following, er, Drip Hop. 

I like big drops and I cannot lie,
Pour down that thunder like a wonder from the sky,
Hey Mr Meterologist, don't be a sun apologist, 
I like the wet and I can't deny. 

Want some R to the A to the I, N, ay? 
Want the sky to be muthalovin grey,
Fo shizzle to ma nizzle man I like a bit of mizzle,
Wearing tweed is my true eshay.

So don't be a drip drop, 
I want me some plip plop, 
The rain would be tip top,
And I don't care how,
Don't give me no pish posh, 
Just make with the plish plosh, 
I want a big wish wash, 
I want it right now. 

I like big drops and I cannot lie,
Pour down that thunder like a wonder from the sky,
Hey Mr Meterologist, don't be a sun apologist, 
I like the wet and I can't deny. 

Friday, April 08, 2022

Pandemic rock ballad


In the Age of Paranoia the Annoyer is upon us, 
He's the hyper of hyperbole and hypochondria;
Well they say what doesn't kill us only makes us apathetic - 
It's pathetic how pathetic we all are. 

CHORUS: 
Yeah let's get psycho... psycho... psychosomatic
I don't want to get dramatic
And you say I shouldn't get it
And I get it
But I wanna get with you. 

Well I met her in the back bar in a dim and dingy lockdown,
They were neither closed nor open and that's all that I can tell; 
And I told her in an instant I was positive I loved her, 
But she said as she looked back she was positive as well. 

CHORUS: 
Oh let's get psycho... psycho... psychosomatic
I don't want to get dramatic
And you say I shouldn't get it
And I get it
But I wanna get with you. 

So I'm sitting with my telly and a show that's called The Symptoms 
And they're rolling the end credits but the ending never comes
Don't want to join this never never never ending story, no - 
Where the variants are silent and the QR codes are schtumm.  

CHORUS: 
Well let's get psycho... psycho... psychosomatic
I don't want to get dramatic
And you say I shouldn't get it 
And I get it 
But I wanna get with you. 

FADE OUT: 
Psycho... psycho... psychosomatic... psycho... psycho... psychosomatic... psycho... psycho... psychosomatic... psycho... psycho... psychosomatic... 
Email: timhtrain - at - yahoo.com.au

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