The Wisdom of Tim

Antidisestablishmentarianism is frequently misunderestimated.

This is not the beginning of the end of the end, or the end of the beginning of the end, or even the beginning of the beginning of the end: no, this is just the end of the end of the beginning.

Coming yesterday: the second and final shows in our one-off premiere series!

The trains are so fast now that they arrive at the stations before the stations do. The stations are so slow, they arrive tomorrow.

Today is the first day for the rest of your life, unless you're dead. In which case, welcome to the first day for the rest of your death.