Wednesday, March 23, 2011

Attention facebook users!

Clothes need buttons so we can close them up and not go around with things hanging out that shouldn't be hanging out, and so does the internet. Need buttons, I mean. Just look at Facebook - if it didn't have a 'Like' button, all manner of bizarre and strange and crazy and obscene things would come falling out of it. Also, when you click the 'Like' button on Facebook, you leave a tiny, indelible mark on the internet, so that when, millennia from now, people will rediscover the internet, they will be able to see that you liked, (or possibly did not, but wanted to give an indication to the contrary) a tiny thing on the internet that was probably insignificant in the greater scheme of things. This is clearly an invaluable social service.

But why stop at the 'Like' button? Why not have a 'Dislike' button? Why not a 'Nervous and Anxious' button? There is a whole spectrum of social interrelationships and personal emotions that Facebook is neglecting. This post, hopefully, will go a small way to rectifying this.

Obviously, the buttons don't do anything. Making them actually do something would be to advance to a level of expertise that is far, far beyond my capabilities. What, I gave you buttons, don't you ever stop asking for more more more?


Legal Eagle said...

I love the suggestion!!!

Anonymous said...

I love this so much I want to buy you icecream :)

TimT said...

All offerings of icecream will be duly considered, and duly accepted. :)

Alexis, Baron von Harlot said...

Gosh you're excellent. You just whipped those buttons up yesterday sometime between making dinner and getting the groceries?


TimT said...

Thank you, putting those buttons on my blog was a very arduous process that basically involved copying the word 'buttons' over and over again in the code brackets.

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