WTFF gossip section

Samantha Ronson's mother has revealed for the first time the struggles of having her daughter... - MX, Monday. 

The mother of the daughter of the mother of the grandaughter of the grandmother of the daughter of the mother of Zooey Deschanel is struggling to deal with the fact that the daughter of the daughter of the grandmother of the daughter of the mother of the daughter of the mother of Zooey Deschanel is the mother of the daughter of herself.

Meanwhile, the sister of the brother of the son of the father of the niece of the brother of the father of Brad Pitt is still reportedly reeling after the news that his son is the son of the brother of his sister's brother.

However, the man behind the woman behind the man behind the woman behind the woman behind the wife behind the husband behind the manager of former screen great Paul Newman is reportedly quite happy with who he is (whoever he is).