I was Jason on a city corner one morning - at least, people assumed I was, and who am I to deny them? "You Jason?" they asked. "You Jason? You Jason? You Jason?"
"Nah," I said. "Emma Chisett!"
"You've had a sex change?" said one of them. "That's alright, a lot of us have. You see Mike Hunt over there?"
Of course, I had to look. I find Mike Hunt in the strangest of places. Anyway, things were going along like this for a while, when who should come around the corner but Laura Norder?
"Laura!" we all said. "Long time no see! We haven't done anything, honest!"
"There's no time for that now!" said Laura. "I'm looking for Wayne Kerr - he's pretty big, you know. Looking for a big, gigantic, large Wayne Kerr. You seen him?"
"Is he with Mr Bates?" someone suggested.
Just then, I heard a Russell in the trees. I don't know why, it's just that Russell is always climbing the fucking things. "Get out of the bloody tree, Russell!" I shouted.
"Fuck you!" said Russell, which is just like him.
Laura explained, turned out Wayne had been a Robin up and down the neighbourhood. He drove Alexis round the bend, and then got involved in a big con job stealing people's credit card details.
"Con job?" said Mike. "Con Staralambous?"
"Nope," said Laura. "Even worse. Con Clusion."
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