CHICKEN ALGEBRA

DEFINITION: 

FOOD = GOOD

PECK + FOOD = MOREGOOD 

DOOR + HUMAN = FOOD 

SO 

DOOR + HUMAN = GOOD

AND

PECK + DOOR + HUMAN = MOREGOOD 

DEFINITION:

SCRATCH = GOOD

SO 

SCRATCH = FOOD 

DEFINITION: 

SCRATCH + PECK + FOOD = TWO FOOD

TWO FOOD = VERYBIGMOREGOOD

QUESTION: 

DOES PECK + HUMAN = FOOD? 

NOT CLEAR

CONTINUE EXAMINATIONS

DEFINITION: 

DIRT + RUFFLE = NICE 

DIRT + RUFFLE + SCRATCH = NICE + FOOD = NICE + GOOD 

CONSIDER: EGG. 

DEFINITIONS: 

EGG = CLUCK

CLUCK = NICEGOOD 

SO

CLUCK = EGG + (DOOR + HUMAN)

CONSIDER EGG

CONSIDER CONSIDERATIONS MORE

CONSIDER CONSIDERATIONS CONSIDERABLY 

CONCLUSION: 

LIFE IS VERYBIGNICEMOREGOOD

CLUCK ERAT DEMONSTRANDUM