Reverse Christmas Carol
Happy year new! Christmas merry!
I hope Claus Santa's gifts were nice,
And all your days are pleasant very,
With Cake Christmas and jam cherry,
Nog-egg, Roll Swiss (one more slice).
Happy year new! Christmas merry!
Glass your charges with some sherry,
Toast the year old once, thrice, twice -
May all your days be pleasant very!
Be heart warm of, extra shary,
Give cheese Brie to all the mice -
Happy year new! Christmas merry!
May your year next be extra cheery,
A pie-fruit-spice with extra spice,
And all your days be pleasant very;
May your run cup over nearly:
Too much goodness will suffice -
For a happy year new! Christmas merry!
May all your days be pleasant very!
What a horribly sentimental maybe-probably-almost-but-not-quite-definitely-last-post-of-the-year. Have a great Christmas everyone.
The ellipsis that follows the question mark to the full stop that is life.
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6 comments:
You sure have drunk a lot of mulled wine!
Happy Christmas Tim. A report on your travels is expected.
Merry Christmas Tim... love the carol
Thanks folks.
For all you know, Steve, I could have been just sitting here twiddling my thumbs...
Mitzi, I never mull on my wine if I can avoid it. It's preferable to drink wine than think wine.
Oh yeah, I see Steve. Clearly you've been reading my blog more closely than I have.
But I'm not going to answer. Still on holidays.
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