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4 comments:
Why experience gastroporn when you can just experience gastro?
Oh, oh! Here's an answer to your question: because porn will talk you into "coiffing your cassoulet", whereas gastroporn leads to the consumption of chocolate ganache. QED.
Well I can foresee examples that might combine both of the above...
In a restaurant, incidentally, you mightn't coif your cassoulet, but you could cook your casserole, which sounds similar.
Along those lines:
Why watch gastroporn when you can just catch gastro?
Why catch gastro when you can just have gas?
Why make a casserolle when you can just eat it?
Why make a sausage roll when you can just eat the sausage?
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