New HTML tags to be used on your blog! (Reflecting the needs of the current generation)

<rant>

<sarcasm>

<toomuchselfdisclosure>

<pictureofmeinmyunderpantslookingforpastramiinfridge>

<digression>

<obsessiveinterest> (this tag is often opened, rarely closed)

<catpictures>

<dogpictures>

<duckpictures>

<frogpictures>

<boyfrienddressedasfrogpictures>

<adhominem>

<gush>

<persuasiveargument> (this tag is rarely opened)

<nostalgia>

<trolling> (also rarely closed)

<spam> (closed? as if)

<freechocolatebars> (still to be used)

Now almost defunct html tags

<truth>

<justice>

<niceness>

<civilised>

<interesting>

<witty>

<engaging>

<honourable>

<courageous>