I hope you're ready for some culture.
One to remember
It is perfectly poised. It is neat and precise.
It is dapper and cheerful and, all things considered, perfectly nice.
It has Gleichgewicht*, up there on the vert-
-ical; standing there ever so perky and pert,
As it catches your sight and it catches your eye
And heartily wishes a very good morning, good day and goodbye.
It is every way a fine and upstanding community member,
There is no doubt at all. A poo to remember**.
*German, 'balance'. Since we're truly in heady cultural territory now, allow me to make the remark that this whole poem is clearly a Mist opportunity. Ho ho ho.
**Let us all thank beagle Patch for his contribution to world culture, which contribution forms the inspiration for this poem.
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