Cuteness1

Ah, cuteness. It is everywhere nowadays. From one corner of the internet to the other, cute pictures of babies and puppies and kittens spawn and spread their grasp, like some loathsome virus which has taken hold of our psyches. In fact, there seems to me to be something vaguely pornographic about the whole concept of cuteness - as if these 'cute' pictures exist merely to give us pleasure. And who am I to argue with that?

In the grand Will Type For Food tradition of link-whoring and publicity stunts, I have here posted a number of gratuitously cute puppy pictures, complete with descriptions, for your gratuitous, pornographic pleasure...



He grew up to sniff the bum of Hitler's dog.



She rolled in a dead-fish the other day, and her owners haven't been able to wash the smell out of her fur ever since.



They're being bred by a Korean restaurant. In one months time they will become a delicious stew



He fell in love with a Chihuahua, but alas, their relationship was doomed from the start: for she was going out with a poodle.

PS for more on cuteness and the modern internet revolution, see Harry Hutton.